About us

🛸 Infiltration Report S.I. #0002 – Who We Are

Classified for curious humans
(Okay… not that classified if you're reading this on your phone from the couch)

Millions of cosmic years ago, the Soft Invaders made a decision: we were going to conquer Earth. The plan? Perfect. Arrive in ultra-cuddly plushie form, sneak onto your shelves, and take over the planet with softness.
But… we were missing one thing: a human accomplice.

And we found her.
(Well… more like we abducted her.)

She’s got galaxy eyes, a designer brain, and an interplanetary radar for detecting peak cuteness. Since that fateful abduction, this human has helped us lead the fluffiest invasion ever. She designs our shapes, packs our capsules, and yep… gives us snacks. 😋

From her secret base (full of fabrics, stardust and creative chaos), she commands a crew of star-headed creatures with zero respect for human logic. Thanks to her, you can now adopt us and become part of the plan.

Who are we?
Aliens. Plushies. Adorable chaos.
Who is she?
The human who made it all possible. (And who sleeps under the watchful eyes of at least 7 Starlis every night.)

So now you know:
Don’t fight it. Don’t run. Don’t scream.
Just... let yourself be invaded. 💥💖

With invasive love,
The Soft Invaders 👁️🗨️💫