Starlis and the Stars of Terror: An Intergalactic Coincidence???

🗂️ S.I. FILE #0001

Why do Starlis have star-shaped heads?

📍 Classification: Ultra intergalactic secret
📍 Source: Leaked archives from Soft Invaders
📍 Cuteness level: 5/5

Initial report:
For cosmic centuries (long before humans wished on shooting stars), the Starlis were already drifting between galaxies with their pointy heads and squishy little tentacles. They weren’t born here, of course. They arrived on Earth with a secret plan: to conquer it… with cuddles. That’s how their infiltration began: adorable, soft, and with hypnotic eyes no one could resist.

Why do they have star-shaped heads?
No one will ever know. Or maybe they will… because Starlis are very, very chatty, and they might spill the beans in an intergalactic interview someday. But one thing is clear: some humans knew the truth. Through visions, dreams or cosmic signals, they left clues in movies, comics, and books. Star-shaped monsters? Aha! They were inspired by Starlis long before the official cuddle invasion began. 🛸✨

🎬 Human reference cases:

🔹 Starro – The Suicide Squad (2021)
A giant alien starfish that controls minds. Way too similar to our early Starlis sketches… Cosmic coincidence, for sure. 😏

🔹 Demogorgon – Stranger Things
That little head that opens like a carnivorous star... Direct inspiration from Starlis? We’re not pointing fingers 👀, but the Upside Down and Soft Invaders HQ aren’t that far apart.

🔹 Azathoth & Shub-Niggurath – Lovecraft
Creatures from beyond space and time, incomprehensible to the human mind. Some files suggest one of them may have been a distant Starlis cousin.

🔹 Facehugger – Alien
A starfish-shaped creature with far less huggable intentions than our Starlis. They hug your face — ours hug your soul. 💜

🔹 The Thing (1982)
Radial alien transformations. Looks like a Starlis before their first cosmic coffee.

🛰️ Confidential conclusion:

The star-shaped form is more common in the human imagination than you think. But only Soft Invaders turned it into something squishy, huggable, and fully ready to conquer Earth… from your bed.

📡 If this file has leaked, deny everything.
📬 And if you already have a Starlis at home… treat it with love. Or it might sing its stellar song and summon backup. 💫

Signed,
Soft Invaders HQ
✦ This message will self-destruct in 3… 2… HUG!